Sunday, August 29, 2010

Tony Soprano and Me

Tony Soprano
My fingers are bleeding. I should have shot him. Fuck piano wire. Fuck this secrecy shit. If anyone had any balls the whole world would act like I do.

Me
God damnit, man! Look at those creases! I literally almost cut my fingers. Why do they need to use an industrial-strength plastic ring to fix a tag onto a 2-ply, 100% cotton, J-Crew button-down shirt (size small)? It's fucking insanity.

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